my 10 new year resolution for 2009

1. I resolve to stay unresolved;
2. I promise to not be too promising;
3. I swear to not stop swearing;
4. I will focus on feeling unfocused;
5. I agree to be disagreeable;
6. I give my word to have words with people;
7. I maintain that I am high maintenance;
8. I declare that I will make declarations;
9. I will opt to keep my options open;
10. I will have exact change for when madness takes its toll.